That goes triple in Vegas. And you know what kids like? Dinosaurs.

I wonder, then: why isn't there a big house of mechanical dinosaurs that people can visit in Las Vegas? Why isn't there a dinosaur-themed casino, with jungle exhibits and big fire-breathing robots and slot machines with T-Rexes plastered all over them? Why isn't there a Cirque du Dinosaur show people can go see when they're wasted?

You might say that dinosaurs lack the glamor of Paris or Caesar's Palace. Explain, then, what Treasure Island is doing on the strip?